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When you get a blow job while playing Call of Duty!
guy "I love COD!"
girl "But, I want you!"
Guy "I love COD!!!"
girl "ok!" *unzips pants*
Guy w/ friends
Guy "I just went 30-2 when i got a COD-BJ last night!"
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When woman performs fellatio on a man and their belly fat gently sits aloft the woman's head providing the oral sex creating the effect of a hat during the beeejjjjjj.
When katie gives chris a blowjowksi she is comforted by a class bj hat during the act.
Where the guy sticks his dick in a pb&j and the girl eats the sandwich and gives the guy a bj.
Did you hear about Conner and Sarah? I walked in on them doing a pb & bj.
A blowjob that one doesn't really have to work for.
Jared got an insta-bj from that fat ugly bitch. He only said a few words to her.
That sick feeling you get in your throat a couple days after you give a bj , like a sore throat but your not really sick
Girl I got some major bj throat today, after hanging out with That hot guy the other night
Omg girl, That dude from bio class is so big he’s for sure gunna give me bj throat
Like Poseidons' kiss but worse, it's when a dick dips into toilet water.
Dude, your toilet water is way too high! I got Poseidons' BJ, not cool.
at a seedy bar wait for an unsuspecting female to head to the bathroom give her a minute to get settled then sneak in and bust in the stall with ur pecker in hand and attempt a forcefeeding, if she goes for it ur in like flynn, if not u got a head start cause her pants are down and you better roll like evil keneval!!!! and yell arriba' as you streak the bar!!!!!
This is my go to, cuz i'm a real nut for the daredevil bj
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