Dad

The person who left to get milk 12 YEARS ago and still hasn't come back

Teen: when's dad coming back with DE MILK
Adult:how do I tell him...

Dad

Dad is a person that has sex with the mom without condum to have a baby to be adad

Sex on dad

dad

bruh my dad gone lmao

dad: leaves
me: epic

Dad

A male parent
Will always be there for you to toughen you up and support you. Loves you no matter what, even if you can't realize that yet.

person 1: Can i go to your house tonight?
person 2: I'll have to check with my dad to see if that's ok.

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DAD

Error code: 404

Not found
Possible causes:

•Port name: "milk" Not found yet

•You
Try: Being better

Mom: Where is dad?
Child: He went to get the milk
Mom: oh not again.
Mom: would I n

dad

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

dad is the best dad

Dad

Biggest scam EVER!!!

I went shopping for milk and the isle was clearly *recognisable* from far.

You know my dad? Well I don’t. Boy never returned with milk!