The Silver Bitch's crimson car husband. Once seriously injured the aforementioned wife due to gross negligence and the general clumsy nature of the driver.
A Honda Prelude; kind of sad that it belonged to a lawyer, actually.
Here comes Stormin' Norman. Quick, hide the kids and waitresses.
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The most disgusting high school in North Carolina. Full of drug addicts and disease ridden rich kids.
Dude one: Hey,I'm bringing my friend from lake Norman high school to the party tonight.
Dude two: Ew,no dogs allowed in my house man.
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Nailing a random girl from behind pulling a train tagging from behind while gently stroking her throat as you would a horse with her naying and kicking and cumming in her anal cavity making a mess for everyone else.
I was giving the town hooker a stormin Norman horse fuckin first in line makin a mess for the other ten guys
An award winning dedicated school located in Mooresville NC. The Lake Norman Wildcats kicks Mooresville High School's ass in basketball, football, soccer, baseball, and swimming every year. Not everyone is pregnant with STD's & drugs like Mooresville High School. Lake Norman High School can throw down and party like the sexy people they are.
lake norman high school is smarter than mooresville high school, lake norman high school has less drugs, stds, and pregnancies than mooresville high school, every year lake norman high school rapes mooresville high schools asses, the wildcats proudly reside at lake norman high school,
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A place where skunks invade, blood is found in the halls, mommy and daddy buy their kids cars while they hardly understand the value of money. Everyone is either on something or fucking somebody. The teachers are childish, the school district is in shambles, lunch is allowed 30 mins. yet every class has been extended to the borderline 100 min. mark.
Mom: how was your day honey?
Child: Mom, itβs Lake Norman High School, itβs the same as it is everyday.
A place full of whore ass chode munchers that bow down to there pap daddy mooresville.
Bitch 1 - Hey let's go to Lake Norman High School!
Bitch 2 - they'll probably be sucking us off in the first minutes were there
bitch 3 - I'd throw up the moment i stepped in that shit hole
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The amount of time it takes for Norman "Nick" to respond to someone. During verbal conversations, you may ask Norman "Nick" a question or ask for his opinion, usually Norman "Nick" will take a minimum of 30 seconds to respond and sometimes you will be looking for an answer for upwards of a minute. We like to refer to this downtime as Norman "Nick" processing and thinking. If you thought that it might be easier to talk to him over text, you better think again. If you text Norman "Nick", you should be prepared to wait at least a few hours for a response and tbh consider yourself lucky if you get a response at all. It's not like he's busy or anything either, he'll see your message pretty quickly and just come to the conclusion that you don't deserve a timely response.
Ray Naker: Yo slime, you lay pipe when you were in Texas?
*15 seconds later*
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick" , you there? You lay pipe?
*20 seconds later*
Ray Naker: Yo, he might be thinking
*10 seconds later*
Norman "Nick" : Yes
Henry: Shi, that's that Norman Nick response rate
Norman "Nick" : Wtf do you mean, I didn't know what to say
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