the funniest thing in humanity's wake
I kid you not; he then turns himself into a pickle. His name is Pickle Rick. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
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The resulting odor on a male’s nut sack from recent intercourse with a female who previously douched prior to sex. The subsequent “extra fresh” smell on the man’s junk is reminiscent of vinegar emitting from an opened jar of pickles.
Bro, before work I went balls deep at Stacy’s and I just got a whiff of a ripe case of pickle balls. I hope no one smells it.
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Boy I'm Really Boutta GEEET Yo Pickle Chin Ah Boy
"I love that pickle chin video"
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A blow job given immediately after the penis is withdrawn from the anus. No wiping or clean up. Straight up ass to mouth.
That new cashier at the Kroger gave me a Texas pickle behind the dumpster.
That dude gave me a Texas pickle last night in the parking lot. I just can’t shake the taste.
A rat bastard railroad electrician who sucks the foreman's dick to keep his job.
Where's Larry? That pickle skinner is in the office ratting on people.
A Margie Pickle is when you are being given a blowjob and she sneezes on your dick.
"My girl was givin me head and accidentally gave me a Margie Pickle."
Originating in a Fark.com photoshop contest back in December 2002. The contest began as normal, with the usual clever but innocuous submissions. Until one unfortunate soul attempted to submit a picture of an amended Star Trek magazine cover, with the caption "where no man has gone before". Sadly, the picture that was actually submitted was a graphic close-up of a man with a very large pickle (or more likely, a cucumber) inserted into his ass.
The caption remained.
"That was possibly the biggest mistake ever made by anybody since The Pickle Incident."
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