Absolute speed also known as maximum speed is a theory about how anything with mass moves through multiverse spaceat speeds faster than light which constantly increase. Due to lack of friction (because there is no atmosphere), gravity and changes in physics or lack of them this is possible. This theory also tells that everything travels with absolute speed not just light so we can say that everything travels as fast as light (since the speed of light also increases) or faster. Because this speed is constantly increasing we currently can't mesure it since we don't know the entry speed.
That piece of paper travels through the multiverse space at absolute speed.
Tasty Drink, Better Than Cola, Mostly Used By Gopniks, Slavs And The Slav King Life Of Boris.
Vadim Blyat! He Stole All Of My Absolut Vodka!
The act of shoving a fishing rod up another mans rectum and then removing the pole and cleaning any reminents with your mouth.
After fishing Joe gave Nick an absolute Nate in the bed of his truck.
John michael is an absolute pussy, he didnt even wanna throw hands
Girl: Wow, did you see Emily Morin today?
Guy: yes she is absolutely perfect๐คฉโค๏ธ
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The penultimate form of shambles (which could be foreseen by any five year old), caused by the ineptitude of so-called management failing to understand how the job is really done. Sacking all the administrative staff at once will result in an absolute shambles.
The management team thought it was an excellent idea to sack everyone in the administrative grade: "look how much money we will save, aren't we such clever boys and girls!"
The result was of course an absolute shambles because no real work could be done. It was a far bigger shambles than had been created in the past.
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A person who is an absolute, also Gimp can be pronounced "Gump"
Why won't you lend me you shit pants? you absolute gimp
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