abusive joke

When someone says something rude but plays off as a joke so to be unnoticed by others around

'Why is she here?'*laughs'just kidding it wasn't an abusive joke'

pace abuser

An athlete (mostly soccer) that uses their speed to their advantage against defenders.

I can't defend him! He's a pace abuser!

Maggot Abuser

Someone whom totures maggots and/or brutally murders them. Most Maggot Abusers brutally murder maggots, crush their bodies, and turn them into glitter/sparkles. Typically, they do this because they are grossed out that they are larva of flies but maggots help the environment.

Kylie: "I made some glitter!"
Kiki: "You...You...YOU MAGGOT ABUSER!!!!!!!"

Milk Abuse

Milk Abuse - A great kid

Milk Abuse makes music

Cat Abuser

Someone whom totures and/or brutally murders an species named "Felis Catus" (Cat for short)
Usually done by Dog People, who think that dogs are better and that cats don't mean anything to the world.

Sometimes, Cat Abuse is done to get internet clout and/or to exploit cats for money.

Person 1 "I toture my cats daily!"
Person 2 "You...You....YOU CAT ABUSER!!!"

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Mod abuse

When a moderator or administrator abuses his (or her but let's be honest, it's usually a guy) powers to rule over other people and suppress their posts. Usually done by websites that promote bad moderation teams eg. GameFAQs.

Error1355: I like this game
Poster 1: I don't like it
Error1355: *moderates post, gives 3KL* mod abuse
Everyone: Wow, Error is a complete faggot.

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animal abuser

A sad condition that occurs after pissing off your wife or girlfriend really bad! Case studies show men are most likely to commit animal abuse soon after the "you're cut off" time begins. Effects seems to be acutely focused. Men routinely catagorize themselves in several specific groups. These men are engaging in acts of Spanking The Monkey, Choking The Chicken, Whacking The Weasel, Flogging the Dolphin, and new recent reports demonstrate cross species abuse. Some have now begun to Beat One Eyed Willy, until he finally gets mad and spits on them.

(caller to friend) Dude! I forgot our anniversary ... ... ... again! Third time! What am I going to do?
(friend) ... ... ... ... um, ... ... ... um, ... ...
(caller to friend) Do you have a chicken, or any Sea Monkeys?
(friend) -long pause- Um, Willy want's to know if your OK?
(caller to friend) ... No ... I've become an animal abuser!
(friend) -muffled voice- Willy ... He wants to talk to you.

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