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Accident

When you wet your bed or craps your pants

I have to wash my sheets because I had an accident last night

by Lipstick lez January 23, 2018


Accident

Something you say woops about afterward.

So she was the one that hired the Navy Seal to off her brother and make it look like an accident, unless it was the same kind of misinformation from NPR that brought people news about a guy bringing tons of rat meat from Africa to sell to restaurants.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021


accident

you

Me: hey look papa, an accident is reading this right now :D
papa: no that's no accident... look at You 😅, your a disappointment

by LegendaryEv May 17, 2021


Accident

What most people are

Mom: God you fucking accident what did you do!

by THOT230 January 17, 2019


Accident

You

Accident

by Funny_man69696969 December 22, 2021


accident

me

"Wow, Brandon's such an accident"

by plzstop September 20, 2017


Accident

Generally accepted as unintended or an afterthought. But genuinely spoiled and had a better childhood than their brothers and sisters because mum and dad stopped caring.

Rachel, you were an accident

by Dollar dollar bill y’all May 13, 2021