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A fake social media account. Usually has a fake name and a random pic of a half naked female most of the time. When befriend will ask for limes and comments and sometimes will promise nudes for such.
Joe "Bro check out this hot chick's account I think she might like me"
Darien "Dude that a catfish account"
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very planned out formalized sex
she wanted to plan out every little detail, it was complete accountant sex my friend, accountant sex
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a college student who's probably a complete nerd and never goes out on weekends. Because of the tough classes they have to take, they're forced to have very little social life if they want to graduate with good grades. However, along with some finance majors, they are the only people in your school's business department that are smart and not complete cocksuckers.
I was in the School of Business building today, and I met these three students. Two of them were a business major and a marketing major, both of which would suck my dick in a second if it helped them get ahead. But the third guy was an accounting major, who was kinda nerdy but he was really awesome.
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A fake account, created on one of today's many social networking sites, for the purpose of hiding ones identity or checking out one's own profile as it looks from other users' perspective.
Girl: I want to know what my status says damnit!!
Guy: You should make a stalker account.
Girl: wtf
Gut: Sign up for a fake email then create a fake account and check yourself out.
Girl: lol y is it called a stalker account?
Guy: I made that up just now
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A term used to describe an item someone wants or has but doesn't in any way need. Term taken from a GTA IV radio talk show conversation.
"Those golf clubs are his annual accounting truck"
"He got the iPod, but he never uses it"/" it must just have been an accounting truck"
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Having so much money you don't care what things cost. You don't even look at the price.
"what would the Prime Minister know about being poor, that prick is all blank account".
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A sarcastic comment used on social media to express surprise or confusion towards a post. Such a post tends to be out-of-character, random, meaningless or simply strange.
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\Bob: Loving Psy's new song Daddy. Didn't know why I hated K-Pop so\
\much. Why ain't everyone listening to this shit? \
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----Comments----
Kris: Maecenas dictum facilisis turpis quis sagittis.
Macbeth: Vitae imperdiet orci magna nec enim.
Jay: Account hacked?
Jasper: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit!!!
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