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The level of buzzed you get when the drinks are too goddamn expensive but your flight’s been delayed 6 hours.
I’ve only got about three shots of vodka left... guess I’m just going to have an airport buzz tonight.
When you are drinking at the airport because you have to wait and it sucks. It doesn't count as day drinking since you are probably in transit between different timezones.
My flight from the Chicago airport got push to 4 hours later... Guess I'll just get airport drunk
A unremarkable automobile in poor condition but dependable that can be parked at the airport for an extended period of time without fear of it being stolen.
"If you are going to be gone a long time and parked in that neighborhood, best get yourself an airport car."
comfy pants that you would wear to the airport
wow lily where did you buy your airport pants? Oh fag central located in Miami.
a pant you were to go to the airport that looks stylish and is cnfortable
Hey lily im going to the airport have you seen my airport pants?
When a person defecates in a public place and nobody notices.
Did you hear that Mike did an airport dropoff in a plant pot at last night's work event?
When you believe you are the hottest person in a setting where looks are unimportant.
When you look around the office and notice there are no hot people so you believe you are the hottest person at work is an example of airport complex.