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An almond boyfriend is a gymbro that has taken their protein intake and calorie count a little too far. They don't eat any flavourful food and all of their 'snacks' have added protein. This behaviour often affects their friends and partners, as going out for a meal or to the pub is as difficult as going out with a vegan. They are allergic to fun, won't eat any pasta, ice-cream, sweets and often, alcohol.
You can find snacks in their house such as: protein yoghurt, dried mango, psyllium husk powder, lentil crisps, nuts, lion's mane, skinny milk, cottage cheese, protein powder, graze oat bars, skyr, protein bars, overnight oats, protein cereal.
A typical Almond Boyfriend meal would consist of rice, boiled broccoli and no spice flesh colour chicken breast. No flavour must be tasted in the food.
Some people are gluten free. Almond Boyfriends are fun free.
Ben doesn't like fizzy drinks, he's an Almond Boyfriend.
I watch a movie with my Almond Boyfriend – he didn't have any popcorn so we ate dried apricots.
Jack doesn't cook with any spice, I think he's an Almond Boyfriend.
Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.
You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.
When you can't digest normal milfs so you go for an almond one ;)
Superpowers: Mommy that makes you remember *EVERYTHING* from her skills.
female version of - "apne lund ke dam pe you made me crazy"
That almond milf was very useful before the exam!
Having a resemblance to almonds.
"Your eyes are almond-esque! I wish I had their shape."
Almond Water is found in the Backrooms. Almond Water Incorporated is the leading supplier of Almond Water in the Backrooms.
Almond Water can also be found naturally in the Backrooms. Almond Water is usually safe to drink. It has the faint smell of vanilla and rose water. It can be found in many variants, but many are unsafe.
Almond Water has many medicinal properties such as being able to cure transformation, replenish sanity, and improve focus. It is very hydrating and has some nutritional value.
"Almond Water is a must in the Backrooms."
code name for an npc blonde aussie
friend: heyy, im actually considering going for sheldon do you think i should?
me: WHITE CHOCOLATE ALMOND (wca) ON TOP!!!
friend: hell yeah
When a man nuts on a woman's ass hole and she farts the nut back at him
Hey baby, lets do something kinky tonight, want to try an almond breeze?