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When you can't digest normal milfs so you go for an almond one ;)
Superpowers: Mommy that makes you remember *EVERYTHING* from her skills.
female version of - "apne lund ke dam pe you made me crazy"
That almond milf was very useful before the exam!
When you vice grip your testicles and pinch off a ball until its beat red
Jerry showed Kennif the Goat - as seen in the popular movie Waiting and got kicked in the ass, Kennif got him back with a Red Almond though
Doing the opposite of whatever advice is given. All the while being entirely annoying
"He was messaging me about shit he didn't know about, couldn't afford, and wanted me to do, and doing the opposite of whatever advice I was giving him. Totally almonding"
Gets excited over boxes. Pretends to love football and be one of the lads, but really he loves shopping and women's clothes.
Thinks he is a social butterfly, but everybody else thinks he's a bit of nob.
"Check him out, he thinks he's cool but he's a bit of a Greg Almond"
The act of inserting ones genitals in their lovers vagina when you're unable to go deeper.
Amanda wanted clinger to go deeper when he was already balls deep so he almond joy'd the shit out of her.
When you rub coconut oil on the anus and eat out someones booty
I ate philly’s booty with coconut oil damn thats a almond joy
Putting coconut oil on a women's ass hole and then licking it.
Jane put coconut oil on her bum and I almond joy'd it
Man the stripper totally gave me an almond joy.