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A sexual act in which during sexual intercourse, before a man comes to orgasm, pulls out his penis and lights the girls pbes on fire. Then squirts his semin on it to put it out.
I juts gave her a Flamming amazon.
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People who have no patience because an evil company has taken over our airways & resources to get your winded delivered within 2 business days
Friend: it’s been a month where’s my hoodie!
Me: stfu you crazy amazon shopper
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A woman sooo beautiful with a bosom so ripe that when she farts, sunshine comes out of her ass.
Also a psychologist named Adam.
Damn yo! That bitch farted sunshine she must be an Amazon Princess...or a phychologist named Adam.
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Similar to Netflix and Chill but for Amazon.
Him: "Netflix and Chill?"
Her: "Nah, Amazon and Relax"
Him: "Huh? Ohhh!"
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AMAZON just became the largest corporation on EARTH.
(CEO...JEFFREY PRESTON BEZOS.632)..
I WANT SOMETHING ( )JUST LIKE THIS.834..+ 13 = 847 - 632 - (13) = THIRTEEN
834 - 632 = THIRTEEN as this is AMAZON THIRTEEN.
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You know you do it. It's when you're at work and shop Amazon while you're taking a dump. This medical condition normally only lasts about 15 minutes or til the bank sends you a confirmation email asking if the purchases charged to your account are legit
Brad was so discouraged by his worn out socks that he came down with the Amazon Shits.
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