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A childhood lie is when your parents or someone older than you tells you something that is completely untrue and then you find out that your childhood was a lie and your parents hated you and you suck.
parent:if you dont was your ears theyll grow trees
5 year old you:wow eww gross
14 year old you: wow yet another ridiculous childhood lie
When you play into the bullshit given to you by a potential hookup as if it were true. Can be used or lived by either gender.
Guy 1: "Bro, you know she's lying about how much she makes right? She's actually a cashier at McDonald's."
Guy 2: "Man, have you seen how hot she is? I'm just living the lie."
a lie, but told to spare someone's feelings
Did you think I danced okay in the Nutcracker mom?
Umm. Yes, of course.
(The mom was telling a white lie.)
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To beleive something that is totally unture as a result of something possibly misheard or even dreamt.
A Joe-Lie will become so engrained in their reality that they will insist theyre right and will make up false evidence to back it up.
Tom: Hey Average Joe, you ordered the tickets for the festival yet?
Average Joe: Yeah man, ordered them yesterday should be here soon
Tom: Nice
*weeks later*
Tom: The tickets arrived yet?
AV: Me and Shane are sorting it tonight.
Tom: I thought you said you ordered them ages ago.
AV: Yeah...well
Tom: Another Joe-lie!
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Noun- a person of middle eastern decent, derived from the music they listen to at large events such as weddings and birthdays.
"Hey that ai da lie lie and his friends always wear affliction and ed hardy"
"Those ai da lie lies always own gold mercedes"
A radical deragotory term targeting the race,culture,and people of Irish Decent
..lie-ah
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1) A lie told with the intent of sparing someone’s feelings.
2) The reason why, in reality, the female gender is less honest.
"I only view you as a friend." is a common white lie. It usually means 'I don’t like you and don't want anything to do with you'.
"I love you too" can also be a white lie. This is one of the few white lies more commonly told by men.
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