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When two people spread their butt cheeks and press their anuses together in a kiss-like motion.
The married couple showed their love with a passionate anus press.
The growth of hair in the buttocks
My Anus Beard is full, should I shave or wax it?
The quintessential anal orifice. Located directly in the center of the human ass, this location is purely theoretical but can be localized using Computed Tomography (CT).
Ow, I think my anal-anus is acting up again, better take some aspirin.
The answer to every question in the known universe.
Dude, where is everyone?
In my anus.
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When you misread the computer hardware company 'Asus' as 'anus.'
Zach, just got my new laptop from Anus!
Oops I'm meant to say Asus, not anus.
Sounds like a shitty computer, Asus Anus.
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When an anus is used so much hole becomes vertical. The asshole will resemble a coffee bean as it will normally be darkened and swollen if its vertical.
Dan: "You won't believe how good his ass was!"
Adam: "what? Was it a vertical anus?"
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An anus so prone to abuse that it appears red and splotchy like a strawberry.
Wow, after last nights assbanging she's got a strawberry anus this morning.
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