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That moment when you apologize for your period or period symptoms – even though you sure as heck shouldn’t.
Your period is a natural part of you, so let’s ditch the Period Apology, shall we?
when someone corners you and forces you to listen to their ridiculously out of touch self centered apology that does nothing especially when they will certainly repeat the same actions that led to the unwanted situation or results (having already done so many times)
ah man that boomer apology raped Theresa for 35 minutes about how he has a condition and couldn't help her sort those 3lb boxes in the stock room.
When someone "apologizes" by saying something along the lines of "I don't remember doing this/it happening like that, but if I did do that I'm sorry."
Basically it's when someone fakes their way out of an apology so they can feel better about themselves.
"Did you confront Amy about what she said about you?"
"Yeah, she tried to get out of it with a rapist's apology but I didn't let her get away with it."
The ultimate sorry of sorrys: a burrito as a vessel for an apology reserved only for the most dire situations. A tortilla, beans, rice and more as a way to embody the most considerate yet respectful sorry.
Bitch complained that I couldn’t let her sleep so I tossed her an apology burrito.
Licking the anus of the accused in an apology for accusations that turned out to be false.
Bre accused ol Arty of sleepin around. Now she's on her knees giving him the longest southern apology of her life.
A way of saying "sorry" for a mistake you made to fix the damage you cause to the other person's life. Sometimes it's a way of showing the other person you still care about your relationship and that you are willing to give up your pride in order of saving it.
The only thing I want from her is an apology to know that she regrets it.
Apology accepted! It sounded sincere. You don't have to grovel at my feet or nothing but... I have been known to accept whore sacrifices.