Apology accepted! It sounded sincere. You don't have to grovel at my feet or nothing but... I have been known to accept whore sacrifices.
Sorry to anyone that got involved in mine and Jerrys fight. We are over it now
This is an apology to anyone we may have disturbed. Sorry (except for jackavacado because he's a homophobe)
"I take offense at that, not gunna lie"
"I apologive no offense"
A kind of apology that makes you wanna slap you friend across the face. They take this apology so sarcastically, they sound like an ass when they say it.
Karen is such an ass, she gave her boyfriend Justice an ASS APOLOGY.
A person who apologizes to you but later tries to justify their means (after they’ve already apologized.)
Not taking full accountability; an ungenuine apology.
Him: “I’m sorry I entertained other girls.”
*10 minutes later*
“Well you fucked that dude 2 years ago and I forgave you for it.”
Her: Your using the past in your favor to justify your actions!!! What a broken apology you just gave!!!
A sincere apology followed by a genuine threat on the other person.
The Strickland apology: “I’ll apologize, I’ll even take back what I said. I’ll remove posts, I’ll kill you and ruin your life and mine way before we step into the cage” -Strickland
After upsetting your hot headed fella (usually Latino) or saying/doing something to disrespect him. You apologise by offering your arse and taking it up the bum. All is then forgiven.
"Valeria upset me the other day, disrespected my wife while we were at it. Was about to lose my shit but she gave me a Colombian apology to calm me down. Wasn't mad at her anymore after that."