Do you are have stupid?

this is the ultimate trap card you can use when someone's being a bitch

my mom: do your chores
me: do you are have stupid?
my mom: what?

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you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!

words that a really dilusional teenager will say when they are not on drugs. this kid would probably having swelling in the brain and will need to be rushed to the hospital where they will need a really large needle stuck into their eyeball to get the fluids out.

"i'm not on drugs mom, you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!"

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you can have a coke

"You can have a coke" is a more socially and publicly acceptable way of saying "you can s my d".

Can also be combined with lol-cat-speak for "You can haz a coke" or "A coke -- you can haz it".

Bon Qui Qui at King Burger:

Customer: Can I get a #6 with a cookies & cream milkshake?

Bon Qui Qui: You sure you don't just want a coke?

Customer: Pardon?

Bon Qui Qui: Then I gotta get the ice cream out, put some cookies all up in it. I don't even know how to use that blender, they got me pressin' all these crazy buttons. No, you can have a coke.

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Who are you, and what have you done with

Used to express astonishment when somebody says or does something completely out of character. The only possible explanation is that they've been replaced by an alien shape-shifter who looks exactly like them, but acts differently.

The phrase is a parody of the cliché found in old movies, when somebody returns home to find their lover gone and a stranger in their place.

Shanee: "I'm going to stay in tonight and study."
Ruthie: "Who are you, and what have you done with Shanee?"

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Go sit in timeout and think about what you have done.

A common thing teachers say in primary school, when you upset someone or hurt someone.
It can also be used when you are TALKING WHEN THE TEACHER IS (which btw I have not done) ;)

You pull Bob’s hair.
Bob is crying like crazy.
Me: It wasn’t me!
Teacher: Say sorry NOW!!
Me: Uh, sorry Bob
Teacher: Now go sit in timeout and think about what you have done.
Reluctantly, you go and sit in the ‘special timeout chair’ that isn’t different from the rest of the blue chairs.

Can’t believe you have never had a girlfriend

A male who has never had a relationship.

OMG I still can’t believe you have never had a girlfriend, like seriously what is wrong with you!

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty

A meme about rick and morty where people post this in reply of those criticisms of the show.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

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