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Abbreviated rhyming-slang for 'Arse' ('Ass'), spoken by nauseating, self-important, east-London Cockney tossers.
Aris = Aristotle
Aristotle = Bottle
Bottle & Glass = Arse
nb: The words "Glass" and "Arse" ryhme when spoken in an annoying Cockney accent.
"Cor blimey guvnor, i fell right down the ol' apples & pears and landed on me aris, chim chimmeny!
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princess; queen like in beauty and stature; one who is wise beyond their years (variant of the word heiress)
Aris looked simply stunning today in her red outfit; I should have known that he would suspect something, being the aris that he is.
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It is the short form of Aryan in Kurdish.It is also the word that the Aryan word itself came from.
Ar-Ari-Aria-Arian=
White/noble/good natured race-belonging to this race-the place/land of thesse people-the singular/plural of this race.
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(Accidentail Run In)situation where you run into someone who you would rather pull your hair out then speak to. Commonly happens when you are hungover, smelly, or simply not in the mood to see
Dale: Oh man, just had 3 ARI's in the liquor store. I couldnt even remember one of the chick's names.
Heather: I hate it when that happens! Ari's blow.
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Another word for “useless”
Example:
Person #1: You’re such an Ari
Person #2 : I know.
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Aries is ruled by the planet mars. Their usual traits include making unrealistic goals, leaving work unfinished, feeling glorious about their failing lives, hating anyone out of the blue for no reason, screaming, yelling, making noise like giants while walking, sex, cheating and copying others. Astrologers say Aries are capable of destroying homes and office spaces because they have intense passion for making things dirty (check their bedrooms and kitchen), instigating hatred among family members and not listening to the authority.
A fun fact about the Aries zodiac sign is that it contains the highest number of divorced and fired people. Also people who continue long term relationships with them are usually looked down upon because they are said to have low self esteem or been rejected multiple times by the real the world.
It is assumed that Aries people are manufactured for adult entertainment purpose only because they are noisy and sexual enough to keep an orgy party alive. Two examples include Lady Gaga (aka Lady Gag) and Huge Hefner.
It is extremely easy to spot an Aries. These are the only females that look and sound one hundred percent like males. Meanwhile, the Aries men look like females. Consequently, sleeping with them will make you feel very homosexual.
Girl 1: I wonder why Lady Gaga's lyrics are always sexual and negative.
Girl 2: Because she is an Aries.
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