Nobody Asked

A passive-aggressive variant to "Who cares?" or "Shut up!"
used to shut down a pointless argument that started at an inconvenient time.

Useful against know-it-alls, rambling conspirers, and woeful morons.

1: Omg this celebrity is charged with allegations! I'm so sorry for my world!
2: Cry all you want, nobody asked.

1: Goes on a long ramble about how a conspiracy where president is a lizardman in disguise.
2: God! Just SHUT UP!!
1: How dare-
2: SHUT UP!!! NOBODY ASKED!!

The person that asked

So far we the united nations have looked through the entire universe to find the person who asked but he was nowhere to be found he is a mythical creature quite possibly found in another universe

Who is the person that asked?
idk

Asking A Felix

To ask a question that is completely ridiculous when you already know the answer to the question.

Making a statement that is factual and at the time very obvious.

YES! My blue jeans are blue, Stop Asking A Felix!!

Ask Ben

1. Word used when faced with a question one cannot answer.

1.
Slevboy: How do I calculate the mass of Vikasium dishivide?
Kiesanowski: Careful mate, thats a trap for young players! Why don't you Ask Ben?
Slevboy: I will do after I find some glue.
Kiesanowski: Sweet!

Who Asked?

Nobody

Bob-"Who asked?"
Also Bob-"Nobody."

Didn’t ask

Didn’t ask for u to read this

Didn’t ask+ratio+fatherless+fortnite kid

Ask murderer

A black axe murderer. This stems from the way some blacks pronounce "ask" as "axe", this just going the other way.

Dude did you here about the axe murderer.

Yeah man but you can tell he's an ask murderer because there were watermelon seeds and fried bread drums next to the bodies.

Oh yeah. Didn't take that into consideration.