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A selfie "down under" AKA a picture of your junk.
I accidentally tweeted my Australian selfie and it ruined my political career!
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When you put your dick in an asshole and wait for it to get soft then have them tighten their asshole and you quickly pull out your dick in attempt to tear it off.
Last night my girlfriend and I tried to do an Australian Outback.
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Oral sex on a girl. A French kiss from down under.
Jack: Diane went crazy when I gave her an Australian Kiss
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Where a beer is poured down the back of someone, preferably a female, and the drinker positions himself between her buttocks to catch the flow.
"Crikey, did you see that shiela giving Bruce an Australian Buttchug last night?"
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This is the act in which you roll up into a ball during masturbation and right before you ejaculate, you immediately insert a bowling pin into your anus, and then proceed to blow your load onto your own face.
Dude, Trent gave himself a Dingy Australian last night at the frat party.
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Better than a French-kiss, and can only be given to women. An Australian-kiss is similar to a French-kiss in that it involves the tongue, but an Australian-kiss is about French-kissing the vagina. ^.^
"If I ever meet a beautiful woman I'm instantly going to Australian-kiss her. ^o^ "
-me
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its like a normal haircut... just 'down under'
'aaah, i got razorburn!'
'...dude, your face looks fine'
'i had an australian haircut last night'
'...ah.'
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