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The hamadryas baboon, a species of baboon from the Old World monkey family native to the Horn of Africa.
Person 1: Today in biology we learned about different monkeys including the Hamadryas Baboon.
Person 2: Ahh yes, the dune baboon. Did you know that this type of monkey was known to be sacred in Ancient Egypt?
Person: That’s so cool!
A friend that acts like a asshole at a party and is jumping all over people like a baboon
Mike: wow ,that was some party last night wasn't it...
Jamie: yeh, but ngl simon was a baboons ass fucking twat ...
"damn gurl what happened to your lips?"
"oh i did the kylie jenner lip challenge"
"well you look like you have a baboons ass now"
A mediocre flag football team consisting of elderly men
Those damn Maroon Baboons were playing alright for old guys today.
When you slap your mates ass pink and then stick your index finger up their ass to check their prostate and oil level because they trust you.
I went over to my mates house to get a trusty baboon and was pleasantly surprised with a Prostate massage.
When a male orgasms into his own hand and then turns around while flailing arms and slinging it in the face of the receiver. He then beats his chest like a gorilla.
-Bro I babooned that bih last night.
-You fuckin’ baboon.
Whenever you put both of you testicles through you pants zipper and have them have out, squeezing both of them together to turn red, resembling a baboon’s asschecks.
Hey, do you wanna see my pet baboon?