bacon

The Chuck Norris of food. It is usually just strips of fatty pork meat (sometimes turkey) that you cook and then shove, all at once, into your mouth. It's like meaty freakin' heaven.

Bacon is only delicious when it's cooked well, but just a TINY LITTLE BIT crispy. Any crispier and it'll feel like you're crunching rocks or something.

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Bacon

Not even that fucking good

"After morning sex"
Gf: Hey babe want Bacon for breakfast?
Bf: Hell nah that shits nastier then your pussy
"Gf brakes up with him"

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bacon

Bacon is a word used to describe an ravishingly intreging smell, to here "you smell like bacon" is a truly special event, one that should be glorified and you should be honered.

"christa you smell of bacon" said alex
"what" said christa
"grrr i love it" said alex

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bacon

Something that sounds really good to eat.

An object normally not edible, that would taste good if it could be eaten.

Steve: 'Hey, you want to grab some Taco Bell?'
Louis: 'Sounds bacon to me.'

John: 'Damn dude, did you see that sweet Porsche back there? That was pretty damn bacon.'
Bill: 'I know, I'd love to have one of those.'

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bacon

Term used for police also known as pigs(bacon comes from pigs)

Oh snapz! Here come the bacon

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Baconator

"Baconator" refers to somebody who has curly or wavy red hair. Usually a dark red/brownish shade. This hair style is referred to as "Baconator" because it resembles bacon. It in no way relates to Wendy's Baconator burger.

Person 1: Whats up, Baconator?
Person 2: Um... whats that supposed to mean?
Person 1: Your hair looks like bacon. Baconator.

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bacon

Nuff' said.

"Either you like bacon, either you're wrong, end of story."

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