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Damn, Julian down bad for Andrea, the kid would not shut up about it.
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Answer to everything in life. Richard Ayoade's invention from the big fat quiz
Jimmy Carr: What did you write Richard?
Richard Ayoade: (looks at Greg)
Greg Davies: We put bad dong
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a legendary all-black hardcore Rasta punk band that incorporated elements of reggae and metal in their music. One of the best live bands ever. Their riffs will be stuck in your head all day. Simply the best hardcore band ever.
The Bad Brains rule...it's that simple
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The "Bad Uncle" is the uncle that the kids love - but the parents maybe not so much. He's a good guy and all, but to your parents he knows way too much about the shady side of life. What the kids love and the parents hate is that he's only too happy to share his knowledge and stories with those who ask and he's always willing to help you out of trouble. This is most likely because he inspired you to get into this particular trouble and you because you didn't listen - you did it wrong.
He's the one that won't bootleg for the kids, but he'll let them know how to get it without him. He teaches them how to pick up girls, hang out in strip clubs without looking like a douche and when you need to talk about stuff that you can't go to Daddy with - you go to the Bad Uncle.
Bad Uncle is also the guy who you need to worry about when it comes to his girls. The girls Daddy might talk tough and all, but the Bad Uncle will fuck you up if you hurt his niece.
Nephew: Uncle Jezza, me and some friends just got picked up by the cops for drinking - what do I do?
Bad Uncle: Wait there don't say anything and I'll be there in 10 minutes. Don't call your Dad.
Niece: Oh Uncle... I met this great guy last night he's so nice...
Bad Uncle: Uh huh........ Yeah I'm going to need to meet him. Did he try anything?
Niece: No of course not.... Like I said - he's niiiccccee.
Bad Uncle: I've told you since you were 5 minutes old - Never trust the nice ones cause you don't know what you're getting. I'd rather you meet a prick because then I know what I'm dealing with.
If you want to see him again - I'm going to meet him first.
Niece: But Uncle...
Bad Uncle: But nothing... and if he hurts you they'll just never find the body
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Philly slang describing a less than desirable situation.
Coworker: “My relief called out, I have to stay until they can find someone to cover for me. I could end up staying for another entire shift!”
Me: “Damn, bro! Forreal? That’s a bad jawn.”
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An all-purpose excuse that people use during a recession to justify doing things that are below their usual standard. Often these things in reality have little or nothing to do with the economic circumstances.
Harry: "You took your girlfriend to Applebee's on Valentine's Day? Pretty weak."
Larry: "Whatever man, I didn't have a choice. Bad economy."
Senator: "Mr. Paulson, you really want to give the greedy, soulless bankers who caused this mess $700 billion with no strings attached?"
Henry Paulson: "Hey guys, bad economy. Just do it."
Senator: "Good point. I vote yes."
Fred: "Dude, tell me you didn't go home with that broke down 300-pound whale I saw you with at O'Shea's last night."
Brendan: "Dude, it's a bad economy. I'll take what I can get."
Fred: "Yeah, I guess you have to."
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