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Named after a pretzel brain called Chris Young.Walking around nodding his head thinking he's king shit and the same fella wouldn't know shit from clay.
Chris Young is a Bagel Head or Chris Young has a head like a Bagel.
A douche bag of a A boy, who idealizes women and needs to dig a hole! He says he loves you then he gets together with some skanky ass ho. All he wants is sex and can never get why you want him so badly. Stay away from this type of boy. Aslo known as the Abdo.
Eh. Ma. Gawd. The Concealed Bagel said he loved me then left me! Can you believe?!
Another name for the human anus
"Don't be such a shit bagel" "I gotta go drop some brown cream cheese from my shit bagel"
Like douche bag, but way better because of the extra "el," and also has the ability to accept condiments such as creme cheese.
You're such a douche bagel you should sell yourself at panera bread.
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The inability for a women's vagina to become moist enough to allow easy penetration. The female version of whiskey dick.
After a long night of drinking at the bar, she had the worst case of whiskey bagel.
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A bleeding blue waffle which has pus leaking from over sized boils which smells like garlic.
Have you met the blue waffles ugly cousin Pizza bagel?
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The shit and dingleberries caked around an asshole formed by taking many dumps without wiping your ass.
Dude - I had explosive diarrhea the last three days and haven't wiped once! You should see the dirty bagel on my ass!
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