Ginger baked

Named after Ginger Baker, the drummer for the late 60's rock band, Cream. The state of being so high (whether it be due to ingestion of marijuana, LSD, or other psychedelic substances) that one comes to feel as though they actually are Ginger Baker.

"Dude, I'm tripping so hard. Where are my damn drumsticks? WHERE ARE MY DRUMSTICKS!? I NEED TO PLAY, DAMN IT!"

"Damn dude, you are Ginger BAKED. Get this man a doctor!"

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Baking Cookies

To have Sex. To produce cookies. See orgasm.

The proper way to bake a cookie is to preheat the oven before sticking in the dough.

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half-baked

Something very poorly designed or executed.

Going into Iraq was such a half-baked plan.

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baked zetties

big ass titties. Large breasts or simply a fine-ass hoe.

Damn hoe u got some zeeties.

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baking industry

When someone's ass is so big, that the word 'cake' isn't enough.

She doesn't have cake back there, she got the whole baking industry!

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zak bakes

number one baker mr zach bakes he bakes cakes in the baking show Great British Bake off for kids

he will bake you.

i slept with zak bakes last night he said he'd bake me

Bake A Wicked

Geordie phrase used in multiple contexts to mean:

a. Leaving promptly.
b. 'whatever'
c. an expletive

a. Ben: This bar is fookin' crap like, a wanna leave.
Steve: aye man, let's bake a wicked!

b. q: whadda us wanna do tonight like?
a: bake a wicked mate!
a: alreet let's get blotto!

c. q: ah look mate, sunderland ave scored!
a: fook, bake a wicked.

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