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When you have a hot fart in the chamber and your not sure if its really a fart or your gonna shart your pants
" I got hit with a sneezing fit and I had a Baldwin blank in the chamber, luckily I didnt shit myself"
Dude with a massive penis, and has a thing for girls. Always straight
Phoenix Baldwin is straight
The act of being stuck in a situation of complete absent minded bad luck , something that could've been ovoided if you would've thought it through .
I told my boss I was totally Alec Baldwinned , when I was not the one who wrecked the company truck .
Hailey I don't believe your marriage with my prince scientifically we both have X and Y chromosomes.
I'm smart just because the internet is full of clout indicating my man with you doesn't mean I believe it
You can keep preaching on your fake church I know your with Robb I know that's who really is in the photos .
And u guys think I care but deep down inside I know you know my true feelings towards everyone and everything that tries to brain wash me
I will never feel like you or look like you
Amen
Hailey Baldwin
Fake marriage conference conspiracy
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A child with a poor upbringing, whom died at the young age of 8 due to squabbling with is older brother
Lion: Stop Being Such a Baldwin Cobbledick
Ratchamp: Good Shit Lion
When you take a friend out to eat then blast them in the face later
Hey Marsha I like you so much, I might give you the Baldwin experience later
Hefty man, enjoys sports, will give you a good laugh, ladies man, but he does have his errors like being fat with a triple neck and let’s not forget Captain Hook
“Damn sometimes being Dayton Baldwin is horrible”