Banjo Player

Noun.

1. The ultimate offensive towards redneck/ignorant racists. Contrary to past belief, of Cracker and Honkie being the most "offensive" words towards white people, the term "Banjo Player" implies being a redneck with all of it's common stereotypes, including smoking a corn cob pipe, being uneducated, having bad teeth, commiting incest of no particular form, living in a hillbilly lifestyle, belonging to a racist organization, and of course playing a banjo.
2. One who plays a banjo.

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Red: Hey 'der nigger boy, why don you go back to Africa with your friends!

Zach: *in sing-song faux redneck accent* My name is Red, and I'm a banjo player and I like to have sex with my twin sister -bing ding ding a ling a ding ding ding a ding a ding ling binga dinga ling ding ding- I drink moonshine, and I'd eat it with steak, but I'm too poor and I have 3 teeth -bing ding ding a ling a ding ding ding a ding a ding ling binga dinga ling ding ding-

Red: I reckon he's right! *cries and runs away*

2.

Banjo player wanted for hoedown at the County Fair 04/23/11. Call Jack at 883-555-9326

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dueling banjo's

Its a song usually hummed by people when going into a small country town. just like in the movie "Deliverence". The 2nd riff of the song is hummed most of the time not the chord play in the begining. Often reference to a town full of the modern slang for folk people "hillbilly" and "Rednecks".

Joey: Hey Tim what town are we in?
Tim: Some town in Alabama.
Joey sees people sitting on the front porch of a house!
Tim begins to hum Dueling Banjo's.
Tim: "da da da da da da da da da"
Joey: "da da da da da da da da da"
Tim: "da da da da da"
Joey:" da da da da da"

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playing the banjo

giving/ receiving a hand job

Baily- Jp played my banjo

JP- I was playing the banjo at bailys last night

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banjo gravy

The dirtiest man jizz you can muster.

Banjo gravy got all over that bastard.

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dueling banjos

Something of/relating to the Hillbilly/Redneck/Appalachian Mountian style of life, or common practices of those people

1. Talk about dueling bangos, cuddling with your sister??? That's just gross.

2. "Cletus why did we have to park so close to my parents"..."Now Hunny, they're my parents too" ....(This is an example of a dueling banjos situation)

3. Could you have said that any more dueling banjos?? ...(refering to the manner/accent which someone used)

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Banjo tongue

When your tongue is tired from making out with your sister.

Man it was a long night last night, I have had banjo tongue all day.

wet banjo

When you're petting a dog and his leg starts to shake like he is playing the banjo and than he starts to pee.

Kyle was petting the dog when all of a sudden he threw a wet banjo and made a real mess on the rug.