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The phenomenon that the stock market drops significantly the day after Barack Obama gives a nationally televised speech.
Barack drops, the stock market falls after his speech; September 09/ 2011 the Dow dropped 355 points after Barack Obama’s Jobs act speech September 08/ 2011.
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Another name for Black Friday, which is the day after the American holiday Thanksgiving. On Barack Friday crazy soccer Moms try to do all their Christmas shopping and usually get into fist fights at Walmart.
Soccer Mom 1: Are you going shopping on Barack Friday?
Soccer Mom 2: Yea, I'm going to get Johnny a new ipod.
Soccer Mom 1: (Punches her in the face) not if your in the hospital
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The most best president of America, change my mind
Barack Obama is my fam
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The equivalent of a man with a 200 mile long cock
Bro have you seen a Barack Obama!
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a cute little weeaboo. Always scrounging around for some cool underage anime pictures. Normally crawls on all four and was the forty-fourth president of the Unites States. normally horny tho, so prepare to flee at any immediate time.
is just such a flirt, y'know? he kissed dick cheney and made his evaporate like the scum he is. also smacked trump in his willy and trump made a "awooga" type noise, y'know? anyhow, they're all dead. bye.
person: happy birthday barack obama!
barack obama: shut the fuck up, i'm playing persona 5!
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Doing something in the truest, hardest, most righteous in purest form. To act from the heart and do so with the utmost intensity and beauty, as senator Barack Obama would do.
present tense Look at James over there, going barack on the dancefloor.
past tense I was with Sheena last nite man, and swear to god, i went barack on that ass!
future tense Obama is gonna go Barack in the California democratic primary!
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The United States first black president. Great family man and has the potential to turn this country's financial crysis around.
Mom:Omg!!
Me: What?
Barack Obama: I own biatches!!!!
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