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When you’re raw dogging a chick from behind, bust a phat load inside of her, then spit on her back so she’s not suspicious.
John was bombed so when he accidentally shot his load inside Sarah, he busted the Santa Barbara Pullout and she was none the wiser.
guy: bro who hacked ur mom?
me: tammy barbara valentine?
A woman who has a heart of gold and is always going to put you first and think of herself last she is someone who you will spend the rest of your life with
Barbara jewell is the jewel of my life
The cruel act that involves placing a small piece of fresh feces and placing in on the front tooth of a comrade.
Victim:"Dude this coffee tastes like s***"
Friend: "Oh man check yourself in the mirror, someone must have given you the Santa Barbara warm tooth"
The white bitch who outed Ricky Martin against his will. She's dead now, yay!
Barbara Walters: "You could stop these rumors," "You could say, 'Yes, I am gay or no I'm not.'"
Me: STHU, bitch he isn't ready!
Ricky Martin: (Oh shit this bitch has me!)
the most op meta unit in all of genshin. all players weep in the presence of dps barbara.
dude, did u just see that guy flexing his dps barbara?
HELL YEAH DUDE!! DPSBARBARADPSBARBARADPSBARBARA