Bare Pickle

To have sexual intercourse without using protection (usually a condom).

Last Saturday night I went Bare Pickle with this girl I met at Cain.

bare jokes

used by chavs nad townies to express something that is very funny

*also used by dudeish alternative peeps to take the piss out of said chavs and townies*

Example 1

chav a: ah look ma wizzle dat dude's jus' fallen down on his arse

chav b: man dat is bare jokes!!! lets go watch trisha

chav a: aight

Example 2

chav (to dude): ha. your clothes are bare jokes

dude: yeah and your mums face is "bare jokes"

Gummy Bare

Receiving fellatio from an elderly woman with dentures removed thereby receiving full dick on gums contact resulting in the blow job feeling as if it were coming from a gummy bear.

1. "Did you hear about Tommy?"
2. "He took my grandmother home from the bar last nite and received a gummy bare."

1. "Tommy is an elderly invalid who has to give Gummy Bares to pay for cable."
2. "He loves his Jamie Kennedy Experiment!"

1. "Did you see how many old ladies Joey had in his truck on the way home from Soaring Eagle?"
2. "Yea Tommy, I'm pretty sure he just brought home a bag full of Gummy Bares!"

-Also Sean Mason

Bare cuts

Mean allot of weed

Matt: how much bud you got there?

jordan: bare cuts

Matt: we getting blazed tonight!

Bare Effort

when something is too much effort.

ugh this is bare effort

Bare-bulb

When a man forgoes wearing underwear.

"Corr, shouldn't have gone 'bare-bulb' this morning, got proper chaffing going on"

"He bent over in those shorts and I got a right eyeful of 'bare-bulbs'".

Bare Balling

An act of liberation in which guys let their ballsacks hang freely out the fly of their pants, shorts, etc.

"Bro, you know your ballsack is hanging out right?.."

"I'm bare balling dude, I never felt more free. I feel like a new man."

"You lost a bet didn't you?"

"Yup..."