batman saves the people of the united states millions dollars every year in recovering stolen money/diamonds/faberge eggs.
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To disappear into thin air like batman does.
Bob and Sally went to dinner. The check came. Sally looked towards bob, he was gone. "Crap! He batmanned again!"
Lisa told Bob she was pregnant. Time to Batman
a term for someone who would use their parents ashes as lube, if given the chance
batman: Robin. Pass me the batcum.
Robin: Th-this is your parent's ashes, batman!
batman: did I stutter?
1. A guy who wears a mask, a cape, and a suit. LOL. The first and original Batman is Bruce Wayne, but of course, Nightwing (a.k.a. Dick Grayson) replaced him.
2. Someone who saves you if the Joker plans to blow you up.
1. The second Batman's nickname is revolting.
2. squeakysoundinggirl- I hate Batman. A LOT.
me- you wouldn't say that if you were getting slaughtered by the Joker, sister.
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A superhero created by Bob Kane who orginally appeared in DC comics and then evolved onto tv and cinema screens.
Wow The Batman.. or is it just Batman?
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Musical term, adapted from traditional Italian "batmani"
Denotes a section with a heavy, repeated 2 note rhythm. The most famous example in popular music is the Theme from Batman
Guitarist: Take it from the third chorus
Bassist: ..Duh...
Guitarist: <sigh> The batmans.
Bassist: OK. D D____ D D ____D D _____D D_____
Guitarist: Take it from the third chorus
Bassist: ..Duh...
Guitarist: <sigh> The batmans.
Bassist: OK. D D____ D D ____D D _____D D_____
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A sexual act where mid copulation you kill your partners parents, preferably by shooting them.
Inmate 1: "hey man, what are you in for?"
Inmate2: "I did the batman on my girlfriend"
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