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A new invention that will be appearing on the shelfs within the next decade; a spray on or cream application to de-sweatify the male scrotum, allowing it to hang friction free without sticking to your legs.
i use balls be gone to unstick my sack from my center ass cheek
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First seen in Viz magazine, Clag-Gone is the trade name of a bicycle-based device for removing tagnuts, cling-ons, dangleberries and winnits. It was hailed as "a unique breakthrough in ringpiece technology".
I've never been scared to moon since I got my Clag-Gone.
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Meaning gone wrong or titsup, like gone to shit (being brown)
We were doing so well till it all went brown.
doing alright? nah its all gone brown
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A common slang term used for a sports team that has just been eliminated or never made the postseason. (mostly used in the NBA)
The Phoenix Suns have gone fishing!
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An excuse that is made for being unable to perform a task due to equipment failure or lack of fortitude.
Bob was going to ask the girl at the bar for her number, but he went soft on the way over and just ordered a drink.
Bob's laptop battery had gone soft so he had to plug it in to continue the presentation.
Obama said a lot of things to get elected, but he's gone soft and nothing has changed.
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a state of defiance that ever so slowly creeps in after the tears and getting burned one time too many. when an abused person finally has their epiphany and realizes they are just everybody’s punching bag, a generally good person who always gives too much, loves too much, always first to apologize just rolls over and still everyone just keeps taking and using and asking for even more. when they’ve finally gotten mad and start tripping the system, misbehaving, being bad and breaking the rules for maybe the first time ever, they’ve gone rogue. funniest when it’s really out of character for someone and justified.
A great example is the Joker. Everyone gets it and actually roots for him even though he is bad, because they know what he came out of and he is finally fighting back. Going rogue against a corrupt system that always keeps you down is something people can get behind. It means going bad, turning to the dark side, going from a straight A student to someone who smokes pot and skips school.
boss: where is Amanda today? The meeting is in ten minutes and we need her slides for the presentation!
Amanda: -walks in very late with shades on snapping gum and with a Denny’s breakfast to go- I’ve got your damn slides and you’ll get them on USB at the meeting
co-worker: damn Amanda’s gone rogue!
secretary: did someone leave this photocopy of their ass in the printer on purpose because I’m offended.
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when something has been stolen or simply has just vanished and no explanation can be given
fuck where is that can of metho i was using... must be boong gone
or this example can also be used with a car
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