Beer

Actually some bitter shit, but most people refer to it as beer, when it's really lager. Helps most people through the night :)

Beer is the cause of most pregnancies

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beer

Beer; best for the use of a mini-ramp session. To be drank in sk8-hi's and flannel attire. Drink in large quantities for fullest enjoyment. Use for locking in clean ass back smiths. Makes reverting easier.

Fuck boy, you know that beer get me all rez'd out!!
Pb-R is the new Pb&j.
Lemme fuck with summa dat OE, i'm from da old skoo brotha!
40 oz liquid bread.
That front feeble 270 out was dope homeboy, swig on my Mickies if you wanna.

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Beer

Probably, like, a jukie's favorite thing.

Jukie #1: Yo, let's go drink some beer.
Jukie #2: Shit, I don't have any money because I am a dirty jukie!
Jukie #3: Come on party people! Give money to the jukies!

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birch beer

Birch beer - it's like root beer except

Made from the sap that comes from

Birch trees .

Very popular in Pennsylvania

Guy 1 : what's birch beer ?

Guy 2 : it's what they drink down in Pennsylvania

Guy 1 : so I take it it's like root beer

Guy 2 : yep

Beer fire

A tragic accident in which a fire is started during the production of beer. Unfortunately, many children have passed away due to fires produced in such a manner.

"Did you hear that Ronaldo Fink Mullen passed away in a beer fire? It's such a tragedy, I don't know how his father will cope with it."

Urban Beer

Cheap, high-alcohol (8-10%) beer. Usually sold in 24oz cans in the sketchier parts of town. Expect to pay from $1.25-$2.00 for a can. Also expect the flavor of said beer to slightly resemble that of cat urine. Purchased purely for the favorable cost/alcohol content ratio. In another words, a cheap-ass way to get hammered.

Friend A: Hey, Holmes, let's roll up into Pontiac to score us some nasty urban beer.

Friend B: I only got $5 dude, what kinda beer can we get for that?

Friend A: Only like 3 frickin' cans of Camo - the undisputed king of the Urban Beer!

Friend B: Tru' dat, let me get my ghetto on.

Beer During

The heroic and brave act of cracking open a bubbly while you lie on your back as someone performs sexual acts to you. It is an extreme display of profound laziness.

Wanna come over later so I can have a beer during?