Being A Max

Acting generally retarded, socially incompetent, and/or in an idiotic manner. Also, if you are being a max you most likely have either a small penis or a huge clitoris. You can also be accused as "Being A Max" if you cum apple juice. In all, if you are told that you are "Being A Max" you might consider crying and yelling "Shut the Fuck Up" in an annoying tone. It is not a compliment if you are called a max. (A.K.A. Max-A-Faggot)

If your friend is shooting a lacrosse goal when he/she is 1.7 feet away, and misses on an open goal you can say, "Dude! I could have made that goal stop being a Max!"

or

In a skateboarding game called SKATE, for one of his tricks he might board slide the end of a rail (Which is illegal in the game) and for his next trick he might board slide MOST of the rail (Also illegal) you can tell him/her to "Stop being a Max! PLEASE"

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Being a Bromley

The act of ditching your friends to suck dick.

"Sorry bro, I don't want to play. I got way too much dick to suck. Sorry for being a Bromley."

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Not Being Lez

Similar to the frequently used phrase "No Homo", but specifically geared towards women. If a woman says something that sounds unintentionally sexual to another woman, saying "NBL" or "Not Being Lez" afterwards is a way of making it clear that it was not intended to sound sexual. Its is also used ironically in the gay community.

Shyla - "OMG! Your pussy is so soft!! ..I mean your cat.. Not Being Lez"

Adrianne - "Sure.."

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Being Zac

Being Zac means you are the sexiest immigrant alive, it also means you have the biggest dick ever and every woman wants you

Omg Being Zac would be so lucky he gets all the girls

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Reason Being

What One Direction clowned us all with on July 23, 2020.

“So you stan Reason Being?”
“No, it will always be One Direction”

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being cupped

the cupping of the breast, or scrotam

oh how i love being cupped, cup my balls
oh being cupped is great

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Being Miley

1. The state of freaking out, looking down, st-st-studdering when asked what you’re thinking about, and feeling like you can't breathe.

This state is caused by hanging out with a person you dig. If you're asked what’s wrong with you, your best friend will inform the person that you’re just "being Miley.” But, for sure, the next time you hang out with that person you will redeem yourself.

2. Reference to a lyric from a song by Miley Cyrus.

Hottie: What's wrong with your friend?

Best Friend: Huh? Oh, him? Yeah, he's just being Miley.

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