When you take a crap into a condom, tie it off, put it in the microwave for 30 seconds and then give somebody a back massage.
I checked into my favorite german hostel, and the man at the front desk asked if I wanted a complimentary Berlin Steam Roller with my turn down service...
Buchstäblich nur dafür da um Shantao und die anderen Brandenburger Fritteusentaucher zu nerven.
Jo kurze Frage was genau soll eigentlich dieses Pisswetter in Berlin Brandenburg?
To abstain from all drugs and alcohol except for ketamine.
Svenja is a cheap date, she’s berlin sober. I just get her sprudel and schorle at the bar…
A little bit of ecstasy and big amount of ketamine.
(the classic is defined by a specific ecstasy pill; the Phillip plein gray)
This usually leads to the takers de-evolution of physical abilities to those of a child around age 3-4 when it's learning to walk for the first time.
Guy tripping: "right right... Drifting..."
Buddy: "... Lol"
Guy tripping: "what the fuck...
Oohhh..."
Buddy: "haha Berlin flip (classic) "
When a woman sucks a man’s balls while he’s shitting in the bathtub
My girl gave me a dirty Berlin last night
A wall used to keep them damn immigrants out of my country.
"I miss the Berlin Wall, it kept the damn commies out of my country."