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a girl who comes in as a devout Christian and a Jesus Freak, but eventually ends up being a slut.
Man, I thought Carey was a nice girl but she turned out to be a bible slut.
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A very stubborn, religious person who thinks it is a violation of their rights if they are denied the opportunity to shove their god down your throat and preach their religion to you
1)That jehovah's witness is nothing but a bible nazi.
2)Don't ever tell a bible nazi you're an atheist. They will never let you live it down.
3)Unfortunately, the United States has become the home of the bible nazi.
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The official sport of BS mock trial.
The act of asking the Bible a question and having it magically and accurately answered by randomly "dipping" into it.
1: Ask the Bible a question.
2: Rub it 3 times in a circular motion. Then pat it.
3: Open to a page and put your finger on a word.
4: That word will indubitably answer your question perfectly
Best if done with an old Bible missing the book of Matthew.
Ask "What of...?"
Asker: What of the Satanist?
Rubs three times, pats, and opens.
Asker: "In the desert, Satan tried to tempt Jesus, but Jesus .rebuked him and sent him away." Ohhh!
Team: BIBLE DIPPING IS REAL! It answers the question! Ooooo!
Friend: Will I be successful?
Asker: Will she be successful?
Asker: "Who shall ascend..." This means that the Bible sees you ascending to great heights, such as Congressman of Guam.
Friend: ...or becoming a drug addict.
Someone who talks about the bible ALL THE TIME and will not shut the fuck up about it. This person will also pull a conversation into the bible no matter what is initially being discussed.
Me and Todd were talking about pussy when this bible fucker butted into our discussion and started spewing about how it's a sin to fuck someone who isn't your wife. He then went on a tangent about how God created original sin and we would both burn in hell for thinking about lust. I hate bible fuckers and wish they would all go fuck their holy books somewhere where I didn't have to watch.
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"Blackout" by princess of pop Britney Spears. The whole album remains iconic since first day. It influenced pop forever. NO ONE can top it.
"What are you listening to? Im listening to The bible of pop"
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One who uses the Bible to attack/defame others' characters instead of as a guide to proper living. These people tend to be depressingly ignorant of anything else except the Bible and behavior as expected by the religious.
That Bible Thumper makes me so sick! Every day, he stands on my porch shouting about how I'm doomed to a flaming eternity in Hell just because I watch Crank Yankers and South Park!
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