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Another word for dementia
Johnny: Dad, what's wrong with Grandpa? Today he forgot who I was twice and then I think he even forgot where he was for a minute. He also started rambling about this guy named Corn Pop, and then he got to talking about his hairy legs, and how he liked kids to rub them, it was all very weird.
Dad: Well, I'm afraid to say that Grandpa is exhibiting strong signs of Biden
Johnny: what is Biden again? I've heard people talk about it but what is it exactly?
Dad: well son, Biden is what happens to some people when they get old, their mind starts to go and they start forgetting stuff that they used to know, they become confused quite often, and sometimes they even become agitated very easily.
Johnny: Why?
Dad: Well son, you see, when a person has Biden, they often know what they want to say but can't find the right words, and this can make them feel very flustered.
Johnny: Well is there anything we can do to help Grandpa?
Dad: Well I'm afraid not really, see the thing about Biden is that there really isn't a cure for it, and it becomes worse and more extreme the longer a person has it. So all we can do is love Grandpa regardless, even though it may be hard at times, and show him that we are here for him no matter what.
Johnny: is that it?
Dad: Yes, pretty much, that is all that we can do. ...Well, there is one thing that could definitely help him and make it easier on him.
Johnny: What's that?
Dad: never make him be the president.
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A man that loves touching children. An open racist who didnt want our schools to become racial jungles. The man who mandated a fraud vaccine like a tyrant.
There you go being a Biden, trying to run my damn life.
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The stinky substance left behind when a dude who doesn't wear any underwear gets the inseam of his pants up the booty hole. Not to be confused with Joe Biden, the senile politician.
Oh lord, my wife is going to kill me! Biden got in my pants again!
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Biggest Idiot Democrats Ever Nominated
Biden is a delusional fucktard
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A forgettable racist old man who racists love and Republicans hate.
A guy who hates wealthy people but is rich himself.
He loves to promote segregation. Makes racist comments. Has a former KKK member as a friend and has a drug addict for a son.
Man, that Biden guy is racist as fuck.
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When you get something you don't want because the alternative is worse
I got Bidened with a bowl of crap so I didn't get stuck with two bowls of crap.
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