The opposite of a blumpkin or pissing on a chick while she takes a dump.
They knew they were in love after he gave her some a loving bitter creek.
She played me , it got me feeling mad and happy
Shordy texted me had me in bag but happy I was feeling bitter-Sweet
A phrase commonly used to describe the cold weather outside as cold weather outside causes a male's testicles to become a lot tighter and move closer to the body. A phrase usually used when it is colder than usual this phrase describes the way a mans/boys testicles bollocks will shrivel up and become very small when cold. Every time it is cold this happens to a boy which is one of the reasons why they always have their hands down their pants. The testicles are shrivelled, tighter, harder and very cold and only warm heat will make them dangle again. The testicles correspond with the penis as the penis also shrinks and becomes a lot smaller when it is freezing or when a boy is outside in cold weather shrinkage. Basically when a boy is outside in cold weather his whole genitals are very small as a boys whole genitals shrink when they are cold but the term 'bitter bollocks' specifically relates to the testicles shrinking.
It is bitter bollocks today.
A BabyMama That Is Always jealous Can never let her Babydaddy Be happy after Her Just a Bitch technically
Homie: Ayo wassup with your son When You go see him?
Babydad: Man idk I gotta bitter bm
When a woman rubs hydrocortisone cream on they're breast and nipple region and ask for nipple time
Wow last night I had an encounter with madam bitter nipples
I mean, if you're so fucking concerned with what happens when people are bitter and resentful...
Hym "Then how about you don't deliberately do things to make people bitter and resentful? I mean, you can't possibly delude yourself into believing you're not doing this to me because you're not bitter and resentful. Well... Ok yeah no you probably can but listen: How about not stealing all of their shit. How about not denigrating them as barbarians. Or maybe not treating their culture as inferior."
Dr. Jeepjorp "Or they could just not be bitter and resentful in spite of me doing that."
Hym "Yeah, no good plan! Here, hold this:"
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Dr. Jeepjorp "Noooo! Me organs!"
Hym "Oh no... You're bleeding and dying... Have you tried not bleeding and not dying? You know you've made an error if you're bleeding and dying... That error being: I have stabbed you. God hates bleeding and- Well, no, actually it loves that... Almost as much as I do!"