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After you humble a man (break his back and fuck him in the ass). You finish (reach orgasm) on his face. All while in prison.
The other day Tony was running his mouth. I had to hold him down and give him a jail blaster, so he knew was in charge
when a guy ejaculates after a long period of celebacy
Guy 1: "Hey I just jerked it for the first time in months."
Guy 2: "Eeeeww. dude dont tell me about your volcano blaster..."
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Tony: "Dude I Adam just volcano blasted all over Marian."
Connor: "Yeah, he's been in a dry spell for a while now. Hey wait, why do you know that?"
Tony: "I was watching..."
The sus one of the friend group
My friend Kyle is a ball blaster
When your farts are so violent they sound like an A-10 over your friends mic.
Aiden: He dude
Friend:Yeah?
Aiden:(farts so hard his ass hurts)
Friend:the fuck was that anus blaster
A person who spend a lot of time in the toilet at work
Person 1: "Hey where's the turd blaster again?"
Person 1: "He's turd blastin a shatapult"
A person who can fart very loudly sometimes multiple times in a row.
Harry really ripped off a few loud ones. He's a fart blaster!
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Blowing into an asshole, and then having it fart back into you face.
I just gave her a star blaster, and I can still smell it.
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