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The sus one of the friend group
My friend Kyle is a ball blaster
Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with the Pond blaster
Person 2: no! I don't know what that means. yet.
Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection.
Person 2: I don't think thats what it means I think it's Cumming in the sink. I don't know bout you
The act of an individual stuffing green and black jellybeans up their arse, followed by squatting down and pushing them out. The action resembles Turtles being blasted out of their bum.
-“Yo bro, I saw Alex the other day doing a Turtle Blaster..“
-“No way, with the green and black jellybeans?”
-“Yea”
A person who spend a lot of time in the toilet at work
Person 1: "Hey where's the turd blaster again?"
Person 1: "He's turd blastin a shatapult"
The act of removing ones anus beads like they are starting a lawn mower
Leo pulled on Her anal beads so hard she mowed half the lawn. That was a real bead blaster
A person who can fart very loudly sometimes multiple times in a row.
Harry really ripped off a few loud ones. He's a fart blaster!
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Blowing into an asshole, and then having it fart back into you face.
I just gave her a star blaster, and I can still smell it.
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