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A black person.
Black person walks up...
"BLEND"
Black person looks, completely perplexed.
Used mostly in south Liverpool by scousers.
Means good such as a good idea or a good thing.
Them webs are blend lad.
"Ay come the shop lad"
"yeah blend idea tha bro"
The name of a sexy person, who has a great body, looks amazing and is amazing in bed. Not only does he look perfect but he is also a great person, with a big heart who understand women. If you know a Blend, keep him and make sure to never lose him.
Blend is sexy.
- When you have no idea how you did something but you did it
- You managed to get away with something that nobody else would
- You manage to fit in in every situation
- You manage to find friends wherever you are even if you don't know anybody there
mate i went out with no money last night and ended up going to a party full of bitches and getting drunk as fuck
"mate ur a fuckin blender"
yea man i blended it last night
Blend is one of the funniest and greatest guys in the world. He is very good looking and always stylish!!!
If u need some too laugh or talk with call blend he is very loyal and charming he is also very good at flirting and can do thing with his tongue u can’t imagine(only for girls) If u talk to an Blend don’t be clingy because it’s an upturn and than you missed your chance so choose just too be friends something else is not possible cuz you ain’t pretty sure on his Niveau PERIODTT!!
Ps: He is a bit arrogant but he is a lovely guy u can’t hate him either your are just jealous because u can’t be like him it’s besser u make him a friend not an enemy cuz remember he’s the crush from your crush
Blend is a sweetheart
Without question the worst radio station in the history of broadcasting. Known for playing shit-pop 24/7 such as Pink, Camilla Cabello, Bruno Mars, Shawn Mendes, and other equally shitty singers, with some one hit wonders from the 80's like Cyndi Lauper and others who suck so hard they don't even deserve to be mentioned. If you're forced to listen to this station at work, you have my honest and heartfelt sympathy. If you listen to this station on your own time, there's something seriously wrong with you and the world at large needs less of your kind.
"Oh my God, not "Senorita" again!!! The Blend played this four times already yesterday!!!! Noooooo!!!!! Don't do this to us Sirius XM!!!!!!!"
The moist amalgam of sweat and crease grease that forms in the area
of the male genitalia creating what is more commonly known as ball stank.
Gentleman’s Blend is often an elusive, odiferous condition that may only reveal its presence when activated by a itch, scratch or randy activity. In other cases, such as several days or even weeks of poor hygiene, Gentleman’s Blend may in fact become extremely fragrant and permeate ball stank like a repugnant cologne.
Since her mouth continued to run incessantly with nothing but constant bitching, my last resort was to slather her upper lip with a finger full of Gentleman’s Blend which instantaneously created a much needed silence.
My fingers reeked of gentleman’s blend after scratching my nut sack.
After taking her to pound town, it was evident from the smell of her dorm room that perhaps two weeks without a shower was too much and the gentleman’s blend was ripe and almost repulsive. So I bid her good night and vacated.