A fat, loud ghetto skank festooned with gaudy jewelry usually obtained from any number of her baby daddies.
Leroy yelled " I told yo dumb bling ho ass I was not the baby daddy " when Maury announced " Leroy, you are NOT the father!"
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Geek bling is a term referring to computer parts worn as jewelry. It is generally ostentatious such as a net card hanging from a necklace but can be subtle as well, often used is a memory stick placed on a keychain. The term was coined by a student of Oak Hill Academy when the members of a Microsoft class took to wearing various computer parts from old computers on their key chains or lanyards. Any previous origins are unknown. It is alternately referred to as 'geek bling-bling' or on occasion '111001110' (binary for 'ice'). There is also classic geek-bling such as bowties and pocket protectors, as everyone knows pocket protectors are the pinnacle of geekdom.
Me: Hey, check out my geek bling.
Basketball player: That ain't bling, that's just geek.
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A new term coined for crappy websites with a bunch of shiney or flashing images. Usually appear as borders of a picture or flashing text.
"Look at the e-bling on this crappy site, makes my eyes bleed"
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Turd-Bling is any shiny or outstanding object in your shit that draws attention or makes your turd unique....such as corn or some kind of peanut or pepper.
After eating that spicy vegetable soup I noticed I had alot of corn for turd-bling.
A Mexican rapper reppin' the Southside of Houston. Funny ass lyrics and worth listening to. He's got a flashy style and stays true to his roots.
Chingo Blingβs chining jus chunk a la deuce...
Chingo Bling Lyrics
"Stretch marks with a lil cocoa butter
I ainβt trippin
I support SINGLE MOTHERS!!!"
"And sheβll even shave
Unless you order with the brown lettuce
They line up on the wall and ask you⦠Te quieres?"
"I see you putos at the club
Like every single weekend
I was the one yelling out
Pork, beef, or chicken!!!"
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Drake lost his damn mind and made up the term.
I could say when that cellphone ring, but nah, it hotline bling.
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Chingo bling was down for la raza but then made money off of them, got rich, voted for trump so he can get taxed less. Brown on the outside, white in the inside like a coconut.
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