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A FUCKING BAD THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ALL ARTISTS! I FUCKING HATE YOU ART BLOCK!
Bitch: OMG! WHERES MY FUCKING ART I REQUESTED?!
Me: I'm on an art block
Bitch: WELL TO BAD GET ON WITH IT!
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1. Mopar Block is the single most bad ass motha fuckn piece of raw power ever to exist...forever.
2. Mopar Blocks consist of the engine block of a 413 max wedge or 440 magnum, or 340 small block, Mopar blocks can be any engine block from the chrysler corporation.
3. To have Mopar is to have block.
4.To harness the power of the Mopar Block is equivalent to that of A Chuck Norris round house kick.
5.Used to add extra weight to a rear wheel driven vehicle to maximize traction in the snow.
Two rednecks standin around....
Jethro: Ahhyyeee Jimmy. tell me.. How it is you get such good traction in the snow?!?!?!?!
Jimmy:...I dont know man it must be dis here Mopar Block I got in the Back!!!?
Jethro: YEYEYE...MOPAR
Jimmy:BLOCK...YEYEYEYE
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When you just finished busting a fat nut with the help of your phone and then having to piss right after. The piss does not come out easily thanks to that excess nut leaving you with a blocked leak.
Joey: "Dude!! How long is it taking Brandon to piss!!"
Aaron: " He was probably beating his meat and then started suffering from blocked leak again. It always happens with him."
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A more clean version of the term "cock block"
"Way to walk in and rooster block me, bro. I was just about to go far with her."
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the mental condition impacting the ability to describe the specific requirements of Brexit
We were having a great chat about politics, and all of a sudden they got a case of Brexiteer's block
Person 1: Lets go wet a block
Person 2: Ight, get the stick
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When two bros are blocked from bro-ing out.
Samantha: Dude, you were seriously cock blocking me and Dan today. Watching football was supposed to be our alone time.
Dan's Bro: Quite the contrary. Dan didn't want his girlfriend to watch football with him. If anything you were being a bro block.
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