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Defined as receiving a blumpkin--getting oral sex while having a bowel movement--in an outhouse.
While in the outhouse, Todd received a country blumpkin from his girlfriend and decided she was the one.
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A person who doesn't know if they are coming or going.
That ditzy girl is such a blumpkin
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The act of sucking a man's penis while he is in the act of taking a hot shit on a moving RV that is about to run out of gas.
Betsy Stonehands gave the dirty hitchhiker a berry blumpkin while en route to Birmingham, Alabama.
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A geopolitical region in the state of Georgia where residents perform felacio on tourists penis while said tourist is on the toilet talking a shit.
Lets go to blumpkin county Georgia, & get blumpkins
The act of getting a rimjob whilst urinating.
Dude, Katie totally gave me a French Blumpkin the other day! My asshole never felt so good. Except I completely missed the toilet.
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someone who gives blumpkins while wearing a dress or tutu then sings disney songs. these people are usually cum dumpsters and have herpes.
"Wow that cameron koger kid is such a blumpkin princess"
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The act of giving someone head while the recipient is defecating in an outhouse.
I hear Miley Cyrus gives a great cuntry blumpkin!
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