boredom slap

when your level of boredom is so great, you spontaneously slap yourself in the face in the hope of having a fun idea.

"This guy was just sitting at the table across from me in the diner, then BAAAMM! he slaps himself in the face."

"Yeah dude ,probably was a boredom slap."

"Yeah afterward he started doing the macarena on a table."

"oh..."

Boredom fuck

Someone you have sex with when you're really bored.

I had the best boredom fuck with Amy last night.

Boredom snack

The act of eating simply to feel something.

John has been watching netflix for 9 hours straight, He has already went to the fridge 10 times for a Boredom snack

Suicidal boredom

its the most severe case of chronic boredom.it also narrows a comfort zone to the point where a single movement results into a discomfort.a person with this type of boredom is stuck in a constant painful loop of silence and emptiness.person can become more aware/unaware of his/her surroundings

Person who becomes aware also becomes paranoid

person who becomes unaware also becomes more dull.after 1 hour or less person dies inside and accepts the fact that there’s no way out of this and has to endure mental pain for more than 2 hours which makes them want to go unconscious and stay like that forever.

Person#1:ah....everything is so....blank

Person#2:i think you have suicidal boredom

Boredom Amnesia

Memory loss due to a severe feeling of boredom. Your brain is in a non-functional and non-productive state for so long that it even stops recording memories.

I had nothing to do all day at work today and I was bored out of my head. When the time came to fill in my timesheet I couldn't remember what I was doing all day. I must be suffering from boredom amnesia.

boredom letters

the bundle of letters that define your boredom

1) qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
2) plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq
3) mlpnkobjivhucgyxftzdrseawq
4) qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq
5) qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

hey man, even if you did type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, I typed the entire bundle of the boredom letters.

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Publishing boredom

when ud publishers get bored when there aren't any words

DarkPeaceLove: man i'm publishing boredom now

Spaceman_Spiff: i got those publisher boredom blues

ChemicalGoat: Herpex!

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