gay bowel syndrome

When your butt hole quivers from being reamed too many times; a resulting symptom from having sex in the ass too many times; can happen to either sex.

Doctor states: "I'm afraid you have gay bowel syndrome. Your anus is quivering uncontrollably."

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bowels of cereal

Severed bowels starched into the shape of a bowl and then filled with milk and cereal. They are usually served with a spoon and a napkin.

Person 1: "Dude, I can't find the bowels and I am so hungry!"
Person 2: "I haven't cut them out yet and they will still have to dry before we eat out of them!!"

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Porridge Bowel

The act of shitting in a womens vagina, then fucking it. Afterwards the male then eats out his partner.

I thought that porridge bowel i gave natalie last night tasted delicious.

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wet bowel evacuation

when you have shittited on yo damn self and it evacuates abruptly out of the anus(asshole) and for fat hoes with big buick hummer asses yo shit gon clog up and its gon slowly drip out the fat folds. Its gone look like melted ice cream. Yo right ass cheek gone smell like manuder and yo left ass cheek like a flaming homosexual (look it up).So to the fat person bitch lose some weight. Yo ass is to damn fat to have yo shit all clogged up in yo extra dimple hole booty lookin ass. Also called cellulite.

Rue Paul- man while i was my booty shorts my shit was backed up and it was a "wet bowel evacuation".

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brazilian bowel gouge

the art of gouging the internal anus walls with a dull sharp object that feels good on insertion but then brings sickening pain and profuse bleeding of the backdoor region after anal penetration

A brazilian bowel gouge is fun,shitcunt decide to take home slutbag for some anal, shitcunt inserted an old square sauce bottle or a 40 pounder rum bottle to slutbags arse and unknowly tore the internal anus wall to shreads leaving the sluts dripping blood onto a face washer on the floor and toothbrush for a healthy clean smile

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Far east bowel movement

The post take-away bowel movement.

Mate, i had the dirtiest Far east bowel movement this morning, it flew out like a G6

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Threatening Bowel Movement (TBM)

That threatening feeling you get in the wake of a bowel movement. Typically an urgent feeling which results in immediate vacation of a place, task or conversation that you are in. Threatening bowel movements may strike at inappropriate times. You may experience the intense feeling without prior knowledge that you were anticipating a bowel movement.

Susie: How is your steak, Sharon?
Sharon: uh.. *abruptly leaves*

5 mins later

Susie: Are you okay?
Sharon: Yeah just had a major threatening bowel movement (TBM). But it has been expelled.

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