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that one guy your best friend dates and you like him but you know youll never get the chance to be with him, so you go for his best friend..
Rhanda- im dating brandon!(:
Me- oh fun...*sarcasticly*...im glad for you..
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The most amazing boy i have ever held a conversation with.
He makes me smile.
"I should've smooched Brandon."
"Brandon resides far away in Delaware."
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everyone should meet this person, a great guy and a great friend. Cares and supports other people in whatever and is always there for them.loving and you feel amazing with him. Makes your day, and makes you feel like you ave butterflies. a great boyfriend
Brandon's everything I wanted him to be
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Name for a boss.
Typically is legit at xc .
Gives the best hugs and has the softest cheeks.
He's a sexy beast .. sucha QT.
So damn amazing.
Described as high key fire.
If you meet a Brandon he will probably the most hilarious kid you will meet, and he so sweet.
Best boyfriend in the world.
Everyone sweats Brandon.
1.Wow, there's brandon finishing his race... he's so amazing.
2.Brandon is such a stud... i love him.
3.Brandon Motherfucking Tester! This kid is raw..
4. OMG. i just got a hug from Brandon..:)
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A country boy from the backwoods. Will answer when someone randomly screams "HEY, REDNECK!" Strangely sounds like Matthew McConaughey when he speaks. Likes to buy old run down Dodge trucks and take long rides on his fourwheeler in muddy pastures. Only wears underwear on special occasions. A great friend that makes girls feel special with his southern carms.
Person1: "Whoa! That sounds like Matthew McCoaughey!"
Person2: "Nah, that's just Brandon."
"That guy looks like he's free ballin', he is such a Brandon."
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Brandon Is Not Like Other Men You Will Meet!
He Is A Guy Who Is Quite Weird, He Can Be Loud And Annoying At Times, But You Shouldn’t Care About That, He Is A Warm-Hearted Bisexual Furry Who Cares About You. He Typically Loves Short Girls And Oversized Hoodies, And He Is Amazing And Sometimes Overlooked By Many, He Will Also Help You Out In Difficult Situations, He's The Best.
Guy 1 - Yo, Do Ya Know That Guy Brandon?
Guy 2 - Yah, I know him! He's A Very Sound Person!
Guy 1 - I Know! He Is Pretty Laid Back As Well!
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The act of having a existential crisis or becoming extremely anxious at the slightest bit of bad news. When Brandoning a person goes from calm to complete madness in mere seconds. They remain in this state for at least the next hour or so.
Guy #1 “Hey guys, I got a 55 percent on the test I’m failing!”
Guy#2 “Calm down dude, your Brandoning real hard right now.”
Guy#1 “My boss didn’t smile at me yesterday, I think I’m getting fired soon!”
Guy#2 “Seriously dude, your Brandoning.”
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