Brian

The name of that one kid that everyone kind of knows. Also the name of satans gay child. It could be either. Flip a coin.

Brian showed up and then immediately burned everything down

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Brian

A person that thinks everyone likes him but in fact every employee hates him and has no friends at all

Brian is a fuckwitt

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brian

a dick and is really fat like 500lbs and thinks hes really cool.

if hes a dick hes a brian

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Brian

1) A boy who is crazy about a girl but refuses to make any relationship public. He loves her one day, just wants to play xbox the next day, and the day after that she and her whole family are dead to him. He is inconsistant and irrational. Half the time he doesn't even make any sense. He also doesn't even know how to treat a girl right.

2) A boy who has the ability to be nice but just doesn't feel like it.

1) Girl - Why did you break up with your bf?
Other Girl - He was being a Brian.

2) I'm just so disappointed because my bf's a Brian. He just doesn't care enough to be good to me.

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Brian

A pussy ass bitch who sucks on old man cock

Brian sucks dick.

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Brian

1) One who attracts random gay men, most of whom are shirtless.

2) One who tortures and kills small animals for their amusement.

3) One who randomly breaks into a high-pitched effeminate voice when angry and/or upset.

4) One who has starred in numerous cheap pornography productions.

5) One who thinks he is clever but only ends up getting screwed over.

1) That guy getting followed by that shirtless kid must be a real Brian.

2)That jerk is such a Brian. He disembowels doves for fun.

3) Calm down you pansy! You are such a Brian.

4) This is the fourth movie we've watched with that Brian in it!

5) That idiot is such a Brian.

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Brian

Brian is a psychopath. He is extremely impulsive and does whatever he wants. He might seem kind on the outside but on the inside he is worse than the devil himself. He will befriend you and stab you in the back the second he can. He has no morals. If you ever meet a Brian. Run.

Literally nobody:

Brian: *Laughs like a maniac*

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