Barbie takes human form,Britney Spears.Britney may look like ur typical plastic,fake,slut faced-hoe bag,but in reality,she is so much more.How do I begin to describe Britney Spears?
Britney is fake,and people I'm telling you,she is not hott!I mean look at the picture up there with her without makeup!Talk about a hillbilly beast!
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a used up hoe bag who's WAAYYY past HER prime!
"Hey K-Fed!"
"Yes Britney Spears?"
"Wanna have sex?"
"NO! You disgust me! I'd rather have sex with a dish rag!"
"Well, I may hate K-Fed, but at least he has some principles."
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A strange creature (possibly female human) who pretends to be able to sing. Uses lipsynching and dancing to distract it's audience from the obvious lack of talent. The majority of its fans are 10 year old retarded boys and girls who insist that "BRITNEY IS THE BEST!!!11!1" because they are too young to understand what real music is. It also likes to do drugs, flash its bajingo and shave its head.
Research is still being done to try and identify what exactly this Britney creature is.
Me: Did you see Britney Spears's performance last night? It was horrible...I think I've gone deaf.
Britney fan: WTF did U just say U stupid slut!! *gets shotgun out*
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Rhyming slang for beers
The boys came over for a couple of britney spears, or, "Oi, Robbo, put those britney spears in the jayden leskie".
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A misunderstood pop star who is very down to earth and sweet. She bares her belly, wearing crop t-shirts because she's from the south, and if you've ever been to the south, then you'd know why. She took kids under her wing, becoming their idols, only to grow up as an adult and mature. "I'm not here to babysit you're children. If you have a problem with me, then change the channel!". She has a soulful voice, however, to sound more commercial, she sings in a nasal way. Despite sounding somewhat terrible on stage, Britney can indeed sing. Britney is also a songwriter, though does not take credit for most of her work, as she feels as the original producers and writers play a more important role than her in the making of songs. Britney has not lost her roots despite what people think, and has always stayed true at heart. Media can twist our thoughts; dont believe everything you read, gulliable fools!
Never being allowed to be a rebellious teen since she was always working at a young age, at the age of 25/26, losing herself in a world that seemed to be a fairytale was the only way she could hit reality; the only way to become rebellious was to seek the truth, and she seeked the truth.
Britney has been She seems to have overcome her dark ways and has embraced herself as a human being, looking at her two children, who she adores and loves, as inspiration and motivation for her.
Britney Spears is a southern girl. Nothing more, nothing less.
"Did you buy Britney Spears' album, Femme Fatale?" - John
"Yes! It was amazing!" - Sophie
Britney Spears is not fake, unlike Lady GaGa. She understands her role in the music industry and tries to take advantage of her situations. Controversy follows her name, but at the end of the day, Is it her fault?
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New cockney rhyming slang for 'tears'
It all ended in Britney Spears
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The number one entertainer! She is gorgeous and has unbelievable talent. She works so hard and i admire what she does. Her work is breathtaking!
Hit me Baby One more Time!
I Love Rock and Roll!
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