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Greatest metal singer of all time. He fucking owns you.
Holy fuck, when Bruce sang Hallowed Be Thy Name i got fucking owned.
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actor who always has a hangover.
Bruce Willis is the man. He owns.
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(N.) A movie starring Jim Carrey as a man who gets fed up with God, so God gives him his abilities for a week while he goes on vacation to show Bruce how difficult it is to run the world and please everyone.
Bruce Almighty was an underhyped movie, but far better than many of the other Summer Movies.
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A bruce boner is an erection with such colossal force and magnitude that, like Bruce Banner when he becomes the Incredible Hulk, it rips straight through the owner's pants.
Zeus: Hey, why is there a huge whole in your pants?
Ares: I saw Aphrodite last night and popped a huge bruce boner.
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to acidentally/purposely injure someone with intent and then play it off after the fact as if it were a accident.
named after the cal state fullerton grad turned nba star-injurer aka life ruiner.
ex. steve nash, kobe bryant, and the list goes on.
Spectator A: Damn son, you see that poor sap get undercut by the same guy he just blocked on the previous play?
Spectator B: Ya bro, he just got Bruce Bowen'd. F his life.
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Empty your mind; be formless; shapeless, like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put it into a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow, or creep, or drip, or crash... be water my friend.
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