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An 11 year old singer who sounds like a dying walrus with down syndrome. His "music" appeals to young, insecure teenage girls who for some reason think they're gonna marry him, and for some reason, each of his terrible and annoying songs have lyrics that are so simplistic and boring it makes you want to cut your ears off.
Person 1: Did you hear the new justin bieber song?
Person 2: That was a song? I thought it was a loud broken vacuum.
Person 1: I don't blame you.
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1) Shit shaped in a human structure lacking genitals, his looks atracts weak-minded girls as his only way to gain profits and produces a harmful noise out of its mouth.
2)Diarrhea.
Normal person: Justin Bieber songs are shit! My ears couldn't stand such a noise!
Weak-minded teen girl: I Luv Bieber! <3 <3 <3 I don't know why everyone insults him and says his music sucks! they are jealous because he's cuuute! <3 <3 <3
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Someone who gives guys with high pitched voices hope that they are okay to be late bloomers. There are many boys who voice break at the age of 12-14 or even earlier than that but the exception of 15 and above is being made fun of. Therefore, I would say he is an inspiration to me as my voice is like a kid when I shout and I’m definitely considered quite late for my voice to break.
Me: Man why my voice is still like a kid? Everyone makes fun of me and I feel less manly.
Other guys(with deeper voices): You sound like a kid man, wait for puberty to hit you
Me: yeah, if Justin Bieber hit puberty late, I can too, it ain’t that bad after all!
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"Justin Bieber," a term used to describe a rare bread between a dying cat, and a 11 year old girl. It should be noted that being a "Justin Bieber," or listening to one, should be fraud upon in many society's.
Girl: OMG, Justin Bieber is on MTV.
Father: HOLY SHIT, GET THAT JUSTIN BIEBER OUT OF MY FACE! DEAR LORD, WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?
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A 16 year old who still sounds like he's 6. All in all, he's not a bad person, but every man alive seems to hate him.
Girl: "Ooh, Justin Bieber song! It's not too bad."
Boy: -obviously jealous he's stealing his girlfriend- "He's such a FAGGOT which no talent.
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the gayest fifteen year old homo ive ever seen. he sounds like a seven year old girl. the only reason girls like him is because he sings about things that girls want from a guy, most of which wont happen. these girls are crazy for liking him or even thinking they could ever be with him. hes gay first of all so it wont happen any girl in her right mind would not have sex with him. hes the poster child for bad singing. oh yeah, and just beiber, stop saying shorty, your five three and nearly sixteen years old. the only thing shorter than you is your one inch penis.
you look like justin bieber
noooo!
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a kid whose balls haven't dropped yet. he sucks at singing and is so ugly. his only fans are 5 year olds and older girls who have the worst taste in music.
Girl 1: oh my goodness! have u seen justin bieber? he is soooo hot!
Girl 2: are u kidding me?!? he is such a faggot!
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