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Where one gets 45 terabits of Child Pornography and proceeds to masturbate to every video in one sitting with no lubricant. Then after finishing they go to a local daycare and shoot it up and preform necrophiliac type things to the body’s.
Hey Roston wanna Prestige CP???
When you lay in your bed the opposite way around underneath your blanket. The bottom of the sheet is still tucked in and you are cozy like a sardine.
I could not get to sleep last night so I finally went to CP sardines and slept right through my alarm!
stands for: Cell-phone douche-bag. Basically anyone who uses their cell phone in order to make themselves look like they actually have friends. Also can be someone who uses their cell-phone wayyyyyy too much
*People at a dance*
Person 1: Hey man look at that guy over there staring at his cell phone so much its like he's watching porn
Person 1:Yeah only a CP DB does that kind of stuff when your supposed to be socializing
Has multiple, even dozens of CPS cases, as a result of multiple child neglect charges. Shouldn’t really have any kind of custody but somehow still does.
CPS mom must be asleep again because her children are running around by the road unsupervised.
The lack of brain cells due to years of smoking marijuana. Causing small brain decisions with minimal thought about the actual outcome.
**Takes the Cowboys Buccaneers over**
“That was a CP brain move.”
This is a Swedish word that translates to "the language of retarded children".
This idiot is speaking cp-barniska.I dont know what they mean.
A variant of the phrase "Cunt Punt". The Twin CP is the abbreviation of a strictly class move known as "The Twin Cunt Punt", which is when a business professional dominates two fellow employees who are higher than him/her on the corporate ladder. This elevated position on the corporate ladder makes senior employees prime candidates for a good "Cunt Punting".
Michael performed The Twin CP on Kelly and Eric by metaphorically taking a dump on their work.